Sock's Abusive Bestie Prank P1

Sock: Hey guys! I'm Sock, and I'm a sock! Today, we'll be doing the abusive bestie prank. But.... we'll need some practice. You see, we'll be doing phase 1 with Mama Yarn and we'll make Glove think Yarn is beating me up. I know, it sounds abusing but it's just to raise awareness for people in abusive relationships.

Oodle: Wait! So you're telling me, Cameraman Oodle, that you're teaming up with Mama Yarn for a prank?

Sock: Yeah! And after I get some practice, I'm gonna tell Glove about the prank, and then we'll do it together, and then Team 2 and Team 6 will come in and Glove will be all like "LETS TUSSLE SWEETCHECKS!!!!!!!!" And I'll all like "YOUCH".

Oodle: Umm... Ok.... Just one question, Sock, why do we have a fake pregnancy belly?

Sock: Because it makes a slap sound!

(sock hits the fake pregnancy belly and it makes a slap sound)

Sock: See? *gasp* I know! *whispering* Oodle, when I hit the fake pregnancy belly, say ow.

Oodle (whispering): Okay.

(sock hits the fake pregnancy belly)

Oodle: Ow!

Sock: See? Isn't it flawless?

Oodle: Yeah!

Sock: We'll be back with Mama Yarn!

(soon after)

Sock: Welcome back! Now we have the beautiful Mama Yarn!

Yarn: Hello!

Sock: Today, we're gonna be doing a prank.

Yarn: What's this?

(yarn hits the fake pregnancy belly)

Sock: Focus, Mama Yarn, FOCUS!

Yarn: Okay but-

Sock: GIMME THAT!

(sock throws pregnancy belly)

Sock: Anyway, Mama Yarn, I need you to beat me up today.

Yarn: Uh... You do that all the time.

Sock: Yeah, and you don't. BUT, the point is that Glove is gonna be here and we'll be doing what we usually do, thumb wrestling and sometimes... push his thumb a bit to far...

Oodle: You se, I've seen Sock and Glove thumb wrestle and sometimes Sock goes all J O H N C E N A and goes a little too far.

Yarn: Yeah, you get a little too rough.

Sock: Yeah, so today, after I'm done playing with Glove and gets upset, I want you to get really mad at me, bring me somewhere private, and start acting like you're slapping me.

Yarn: OK. Is that why we have the pregnancy belly?

Sock: Mhm! That makes a slapping sound! Just hit it!

Yarn: Like this?

(yarn hits the pregnancy belly)

Sock: Ow! Yeah! Like that! Now, hide Mama Yarn! Hide!

Yarn: OK!

(yarn runs off)

Sock: 3! 2! 1! GLOVE!!!!!!!

Glove: Yeah?

Sock: LET'S TUSSLE!!!!!!!

Glove: What?

Sock: C'MON AND LET'S THUMBLE WRESTLE!!!!!!!!

Glove: Game on, Sock!

(sock and glove start thumb wrestling)

(sock hurts glove's thumb)

Glove: ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sock: What?!

Glove: That hurt!

Sock: I'm your bestie! I'd never hurt you! You're being a baby!

Yarn: What's going on here?

Sock: Me and Glove were thumb wrestling, he thought I hurt him, and I told him he was being a baby.

Yarn: Sock, you always take things too far.

Sock: But seriously! I'm working on that!

Yarn: Do you want me to remind me how it feels?!

Sock: I...

Yarn: COME AT ME THEN!!!!!!!

Sock: But- I-

Glove: Yarn, it's okay!

Yarn: I don't care! He talked back at me!

(yarn grabs sock)

Yarn: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!

(yarn hits the pregnancy belly)

Sock: YOUCH!!!!!!

(glove walks in)

Sock: YOU JUST GOT SOCKED!!!!!!!!

Glove: ...What?!

Sock: It's a prank!

Glove: YARN ATTACKED YOU FOR NOTHING?!