Let's Get Cookin' (AIB 4 parody)/Transcript

Scene 1:
Yarn: Hmm…. Bad eyesight, huh?

Candle: Mhm.

Yarn: I’ll get him some glasses.

(yarn walks over to safe while oodle is chasing bouncy ball in the background)

Yarn: Hey, Safe, can I look inside you?

Safe: Why?

Yarn: I need to find glasses for Pill that Candle suggested.

Safe: Uh…. Okay.

(safe opens up and yarn looks inside her for pill’s suggested glasses)

(yarn finds pill’s suggested glasses and the aib intro starting tone plays)

Yarn: There they are!

(intro plays with some changes *antimatter has limbs, apricot has a stem and a leaf, bone has red eyes, bouncy ball is now octoball, chip bag is stapled and has a bubble wrap suit, glowstick would be doodlefied, jelly is back to normal, nacho has sunglasses, pill has glasses and pitchfork is sad.*)

Scene 2:
(oodle is still chasing bouncy ball)

Oodle: *pants* I don’t have time to chase anymore. I need to do the elimination.

(elimination time theme plays)

(cuts to the elimination area where team 5 is glaring at pitchfork *except for antimatter, chip bag and pear*)

Fireball: You’ve got a lot to learn about anger management.

Oodle: Umm…. Why is everyone so mad at Pitchfork?

Antimatter: I… don’t… know….

Domino: She lost the challenge for us! Remember?!

Oodle: Oh… right. I forgot. Anyways, Team 5, Thanks to Pitchfork, you’ve been disqualified and put up for elimination!

Pitchfork: I didn’t mean to break the machine... I was just angry…

Team 5 (except pear, antimatter and chip bag): We don’t care!

Pear: Yeah! It’s only a game!

Oodle: Anyways… We got 8435 votes!

Envelope: VERY CLOSE TO BEING DOUBLED LAST TIME BUT NOT REALLY.

Oodle: Today’s prizes are omelettes!

Chip Bag (muffled): Hey! I like omelettes!

Oodle: I can’t decode what Chip Bag’s trying to say.

Can: Excuse me, I thought you were a demigod.

Oodle: I am! But I’m not good at translating things…

Gold Nugget: OMG, like, whatever, just get on with it!

Oodle: OK! Antimatter is the first safe with 189 votes.

(antimatter eats the omelette)

Antimatter: Wait… Did I just eat that? If I touch anything related to matter.... I’LL EXPLODE!!!!

(antimatter begins to rumble)

Antimatter: Oh god… IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

(antimatter explodes)

Apricot: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!

Oodle: Also safe are…. Domino….

Domino: Huzzah!

Oodle: Apricot….

Apricot: Phew! Thank goodness! I thought I was eliminated!

Oodle: Chip Bag….

Chip Bag (muffled): Yeah! I’m SO lucky to have safety!

Domino: We all get safety you ditz!

Oodle: Filmy….

Filmy: Hurrah!

Oodle: Creamy…

Creamy; *sigh* Can I get a new name with this omelette?

Oodle: NOPE!

Creamy: I guess this omelette is better than nothing then…

Oodle: The next 2 safe are… Fireball and Gold Nugget!

Fireball: Can Mr. Pickaxe have an omelette too?

Oodle: Sorry, there’s only one omelette left. Which either Pear or Pitchfork will get! Tivo, show the votes!

(drumroll)

(pear is safe and pitchfork is out)

Pitchfork: *sigh* I knew it…

Domino: Welp, that’s what you get for destroying the machine last episode.

Pitchfork:  But I didn’t mean to…

Pear: I can’t believe you’re tearing everyone apart, Oodle!

Oodle: This isn’t my fault!

Pitchfork: *sigh* Just send me to the doodleverse already… I kinda deserve to go there…

Creamy: Bye! Hope you enjoy reuniting with Glowstick! Don’t let the door hit you in the face on the way out!

Oodle: Please just let me do this! Anyways, toodles!

Pitchfork: WAIT! CAN I APOLOGIZE TO MY TEAM FIRST! THAT’LL GET THEM TO THINK I’M WILLING TO-

(oodle snaps his fingers)

Oodle: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(gets sent to the doodleverse)

Team 5 (except Antimatter, Chip Bag and Pear): Ha ha!

(in the doodleverse…)

Pitchfork: Umm…. Hi Glowstick….

Glowstick: Hi Pitchfork.

Pitchfork: I saw the picture and… I’ve changed my mind about you. I actually like you.

Glowstick: You do?!

Pitchfork: *sigh* Yeah.

(glowstick and pitchfork hug)

Scene 3:
(glassy and antimatter get recovered)

Antimatter: *sigh* Good to be back…

Glassy (to nacho): REVENGE!!!!!!!! NACHO!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO BLANK I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY YOU’VE EVER MET ME!!!!!!!!!!

Nacho: I don’t even know what I did wrong.

Glassy: YOU KILLED ME LAST EPISODE!!!!!!

Nacho: That wasn’t me. That was the machine.

Glassy: LIAR!!!!!!!!

Package: By the way Glassy, we’ve made our decision. The team decided to make me leader.

Glassy: WHY?! WHY NOT ME!?

Package: Because the whole leader thing is gonna tear us apart! So, to avoid that, the team agreed to make me leader.

Glassy: WHAT?! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Glove: Geez, Glassy, calm down.

Glassy: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!!!!!! I WANTED TO BE LEADER!!!!!!!!

Scene 4:
(Oodle is setting up for the challenge. She is nailing in a nail to a building.)

Oodle: Who’s ready for today’s challenge?

Mitten: Aw, yeah! Let’s get started!

Oodle: I love the energy, Mitten!

Chocolate Chip: Did you spend all night building these?

(Zooms out to all of the restaurants.)

Oodle: Try 3 weeks.

Ketchup: What are these buildings?

(Ketchup pounds on the side of the building, it makes a clinking sound.)

Oodle: Your new bakeries!

Shot Put: Uhh…. what?

Oodle: For your fourth challenge you will all be running your own bakery. There will be two customers visiting each of you, and they will rate your bakery out of five stars after their visit. The team with the lowest total ratings will be up for elimination! Each team will be assigned a random team leader.

Domino: Is there any volunteering as leader?

Oodle: Nope. But, the leader has perks! They can assign tasks for the rest of your team. Each team must have 2 at the counter and one server. Whoever remains will be on kitchen duty. Now, let’s see who each team’s leader will be!

(Tivo shows with empty slots. Domino crosses her fingers hoping he will be chosen. The slots fill with the leaders and it shows Flaggy, Bouncy Ball, Cork, Glue, Fireball, and Showery.)

Oodle: Get used to these leaders, because they’re not changing!

Package: OK…. I didn’t need to be leader this time anyways…. But the leader could’ve been worse than Showery. I mean, I could’ve been Shot Put.

Shot Put: Hey!

Oodle: You may all enter your bakeries, your first customer will be arriving very shortly, so get yourself situated. On your mark, get set, go!

Scene 5:
Team 2 is shown in their kitchen surrounding Bouncy Ball who has a chef hat on.

Hailstone: Out of all of those who could’ve been chosen, it just had to be this useless Bouncy Ball.

Safe: What will we do? Bouncy Ball can’t properly lead us.

Yarn: I know this scenario is a little tough, but let’s try to stay positive. I can work in the kitchen.

Bouncy Ball: Yeah… That’s fine… I lost my 8 limbs anyway…

Safe: BB can I be a waitress?

Bouncy Ball: Uhh…

Yarn: I’m sure it’s fine with Bouncy for you to be our server!

Safe: Yay! Happy days! Bouncy Ball Makes! Me the wait…. Er…

(hanger walks off)

Yarn: *chuckles* Oh that Safe…

Hailstone: Hanger and I will mend the register. Isn’t that right?

Hanger: Yeah! I love playing with the little buttons on the register!

(Hanger and Hailstone walk off, Bowling Ball can be heard saying something as he walks off.)

Hailstone: The register isn’t a toy you can just mess with!

Sock: Umm… guys? My feet are more familiar with kicking than baking.

Jelly: It’s not too difficult! When a part of my brain got eaten by Bouncy Ball, I baked acorns by throwing them into fire!

Brain: I assume there’s a practical difference between setting acorns aflame and baking cookies and pastries.

Jelly: Yeah, there is. But there was nothing I couldn’t handle without a piece of my brain.

Brain: What’s that? Cockiness came from the disabled you? That’s new.

(Cuts to Team 4)

Frisbee: Glue, I deserve the best job here!

Glue: Frisbee, you’ll be the waiter.

Frisbee: Oh, yeah!

Glue: Whoopie Cushion and Envelope, counter. Everyone else will be here in the kitchen with me.

Lyre: I like this confidence! Keep it going, it amps me up!

Glue: Thanks, this was Nabla’s plan she put on her chalkboard for me.

Scene 6:
(Showery is seen sitting on a counter in the kitchen with a big smile on his face.)

Showery: So I guess I should assign you all jobs.

Nacho: I’ll be at the counter.

Showery: Well I was going to-

Glassy is shown glaring at Nacho who is walking away as Showery is talking.

Glassy: Me too! My job! MINE!

Showery: I was going to- *sighs*. Well I guess I’ll assign the server-

Shot Put: Okay okay, I’ll do it.

Showery: *sigh* That’s not what I planned.

Glove: It’s okay Showery, we’ll do the best job we can do here in the kitchen.

Showery: I at least wanted to separate the two of them.

Glove: I’ll do my best to keep them both level-headed.

(Cuts to Team 3)

Cork: I want no if, ands, or buts with my decision. Understand?

Bone (normal *under-breath*): *gulp* He sure got intense.

Cork: Bone! (Pause) You’ll be our waiter for the day!

Bone (possessed): Yes, sir!

Salami: Don’t fret Bone, I’m sure you got this.

Telescope: Yeah! Whatever! Just tell us who will be at the counter!

Cork: OK! I was getting to that! Geez! Telescope, You and Salami will be at the counter.

Telescope: Trying to say I can’t handle the pressure in the kitchen?!

Cork: Telescope, just do what I say.

Teabag: I can’t bake…

Farty: Me neither…

Cork: *sigh* Trust me. This plan will work out.

Recycling Bin: How can you be so sure?

Brick: Yeah, And if you couldn’t tell, no one here is happy with the job you’ve given them.

Cork: I know my way around leading a team, and I’m trying to do my best with what I was given.

Nine: Brick! Help me out over here!

Brick: Okay, okay, I’m coming.

Scene 7:
Blanket and Chocolate Chip are seen at the counter and a customer comes in holding some kind of drink.

Chocolate Chip (unenthusiastic): Hello ma’am, what may I get you today?

Deck of Cards: *burp* Hey *slurps drink*

Vase looks at Paddle with a concerned look.

Deck of Cards: *burps* Yeah, I want a pie. *slurps drink*

Blanket: What kind of pie would you want?

Deck of Cards: *continues slurping drink* *burps* Chocolate.

Chocolate Chip: Can I hear a please?

Blanket (under breath): Chocolate Chip!

Chocolate Chip continues looking at the customer. She slowly raises an eyebrow. The customer continues slurping her drink, staring right into Chocolate Chip’s eyes.

Deck of Cards: *continues slurping drink* I want my pie. *burp*

Chocolate Chip: Very well. The customer IS always right.

Deck of Cards: *sniff* Yeah. *burps*

(Cuts to the kitchen crew for Team 1.)

Candle: Looks like we have to bake a chocolate pie.

Pill: *sigh* I’ll start on the crust.

Flaggy: I want to see more enthusiasm, Pill.

(pill starts waving his arms and accidentally gives album a scratch)

Pill (overly-joyed): Oh boy! I can’t wait to make this delicious crust!

Album: Hey! Watch it Pill!You just gave me my fourth scratch!

(Cuts to Team 5 who are about to serve their first customer.)

Creamy: Hi... What would you-

Juice Box: Four cookies is what I want.

Creamy: Sure... What kind of-

Juice Box: Oatmeal Raisin.

Creamy: Coming right-

Juice Box: What?

Creamy: Quit interrupting me!

(Juice Box looks over at Antimatter and points at Creamy.)

Juice Box: *chuckles* Some people.

Antimatter: She's just a little tense right now. We'll be sure to get your oatmeal raisin cookies as soon-

Juice Box: Alright, good day to you. I'm going to patiently wait over there.

(Cuts to the kitchen for Team 5.)

Apricot: Looks like this customer wants oatmeal raisin. Does Creamy have a problem with that? How would I know? I’m not a friend to her. I don’t know why I even-

(As Apricot is saying this the view is zooming in on her. He stops and looks up and sees Chip Bag and Domino looking at her with a confusing look.)

Domino: What?

Apricot: S-sorry. Let’s just get back to work.

Fireball: Less chatting, more cooking!

Apricot: Sorry!

Scene 8:
(An overweight Kettle comes into Team 3’s bakery.)

Telescope: Hi and welcome to our bakery… How may I help you?...

Kettle: Uhhh...a glass of water?

Telescope: You’re telling me...that you came here just for some WATER?!

Kettle: I just needed some water to fill myself with! Was that entirely impossible!

(Kettle marches out of the bakery.)

Telescope: Unbelievable…

Salami: This is just mortable.

Telescope: What? You can’t argue with how ridiculous that was!

Salami: Indubitably, but we possibly just got 0 stars from that customer.

Telescope: We’ve got another customer to serve. It’s not over.

(Cuts to Team 2, who is about to serve their first customer.)

Jester Hat: I require some chopped squid with mustard.

Hailstone: W- Where do you think you are? This is a bakery.

Jester Hat: My mistake. I’ll accept a salad.

(Hailstone shouts to the kitchen.)

Hailstone: Two glazed Donuts!

Hanger: That’s not what he ordered.

Hailstone: This man is an idiot. He won’t know the difference.

Hanger: Your sliced squid salad with a mustard dressing will be coming up in just a bit!

Jester Hat: Not sliced. Chopped. If it’s sliced, I will send it back.

(Cuts to Team 6, a customer approaches the front counter.)

Marshmallow on a Stick (quietly): I’d like uh- a brownie.

Nacho: Would you please raise your voice.

Marshmallow on a Stick (a little bit louder): ...a- a brownie.

Glassy: Just get her the stupid brownie!

(Nacho walks away to the kitchen.)

Nacho: First customer wants a brownie.

Glove: Simple enough. Shouldn’t be that difficult.

(Glove looks over at Orange Food Dye and Yellow Food Dye who are giving Popsicle Stick a look.)

Glove: Though I can’t say these three will make it easy.

Yellow Food Dye: Us?! It’s her you have to worry about.

Popsicle Stick: I’m not the one going around screaming at people. I’m the one who wants Jelly to be on this team.

Yellow Food Dye: Don’t test us, Popsicle Stick. Get the ingredients so we can start on this brownie!

Orange Food Dye: Or we can just do it for you. It’s your decision.

Scene 9:
Cuts to Team 4 at the counter. A customer comes in with a smile.

Whoopie Cushion and Envelope: Hello! How may I- Oh!

Blue Hair Bow: Awww what a cute little guy!

Blue Hair Bow pets Envelope on the head. Envelope gets really happy.

Envelope: HA! THAT TICKLES!

Blue Hair Bow: You must be the caretaker.

Whoopie Cushion: ...What?

Blue Hair Bow: There’s so much similarity in your personalities! It’s remarkable!

Whoopie Cushion: I hate to break it to you, but this is not my pet. Merely a co-worker. But if I had a bear, I’d be a beartaker! HA! But anyway, what can we serve you today?

Blue Hair Bow: I will take a chocolate chip cookie straight from the oven!

Whoopie Cushion: On it!

(Cuts to Team 5. Domino and Chip Bag are baking in the kitchen. Apricot is behind them with a very upsetting look on her face. He walks over to him.)

Domino: Something wrong?

Apricot: Is it that obvious?

(Domino nods)

Apricot: I am struggling with some issues.

Domino: Issues with what?

Apricot: Nevermind, It’s silly. Let’s just go help Chip Bag.

(Apricot and Domino go back to baking.)

(Cuts to Team 2 in the kitchen.)

Chalk: You just need 12 cups of flour!

Sock: Seems like an excessive amount of flour for two donuts.

(Yarn reads a list on the counter.)

Yarn: Chalk! It says 2 cups! Sock, how much have you already done?

Sock: Five or so.

Yarn: Oh dear.

Chalk: Who cares? I’m sure the customer won’t notice. Flour has no flavor!

Yarn: Ehhh, it seems like a big deal.

Chalk: Shhhhh. No one has to know.

Scene 10:
(Cuts to Team 6.)

Showery: Status on the first customer?

Yellow Food Dye: It would be going much better. But, we currently only have two people doing all of the work!

(Some brownie mix is thrown into Yellow Food Dye’s face. Popsicle Stick is shown and he has a smug face.)

Yellow Food Dye: We’re not going to play your games Popsicle Stick! You can do what you want, that’s your own choice. Just don’t make it tougher on the rest of us! That’s not fair, him, her, or I.

(Yellow Food Dye points to Showery and Orange Food Dye)

Popsicle Stick: Okay, I’m leaving.

Showery: Wait- what? Why?

Popsicle Stick: I’m tired of you guys bullying me.

Glove: Just let her go. She was only bringing the team down.

Showery: So, she’s just leaving?

Yellow Food Dye (annoyed): That’s what she said. Stop living in the past.

Showery: Did I do something wrong to upset her?

Glove: Showery, don’t worry. It’s not your fault.

Package: Really Glove?! Whose is it then?! The brownie batter?!

Glove: It’s her own fault. I know when I see a good leader. Package, you’re a fantastic leader! But Glassy’s brain is just too puny to see that.

Package: Wow- Uh- Thanks.

(Cut to Team 4 in the kitchen)

Toothpick: That smells delicious!

Alef: Ha, maybe I have a good hand in baking.

Leek: As if? You nearly added the baking soda, not the baking powder. Any good baker knows baking powder is so much better when making cookies.

Alef: No. Literally no one knows that besides baker addicts.

Glue: Hurry it up, we have five minutes or so before our next customer arrives.

Alef: What’s wrong? Can’t handle the heat?

Glue: You try managing a team for a day. Not the most simple task.

Alef: I would attempt. But it’s not exactly in the rules.

Glue: I’ll be sure to offer you the next leadership role the first chance I get.

Alef: Challenge accepted.

(Nabla whispers to Glue)

Nabla (whispering): You’re joking, right?

Glue: (whispering): Yep.

Scene 11:
(Safe is serving Jester Hat two donuts.)

Jester Hat: This is not what I asked for. I will not accept your food, you peasant. Where’s your manager? I must have a word with him.

Safe: Y-You’re kidding, right?

(Oodle’s voice can be heard on the speakers in the bakery.)

Oodle: Contestants, you should be finishing up with your first customer.

Scene 12:
(Cuts to Safe and Jester Hat. Bouncy Ball is at the table with them.)

Jester Hat: This is just a ball?

Safe: This is our manager, Bouncy Ball! You asked to see them!

Jester Hat: Well, then. Bouncy Ball, your service here needs to be improved.

Bouncy Ball: How so?

Jester Hat: Your employees did not give me what I asked for. Now, do something about it.

Bouncy Ball: Uhh….

(Bouncy Ball moves his mouth towards the donut and takes a bite out of it.)

Jester Hat: I’m leaving.

Safe: Have a nice day! Give us five stars please, and help us win!

(View moves over to the counter where Hailstone and Hanger are dealing with their second customer.)

Notepad: Hey beautiful, how about we get out of here?

Hanger: Uhhhh...

(Hanger starts slowly backing away.)

Notepad: Not interested? That’s a shame, because I swear I had a tear on my third page. Maybe you can tape me up.

Hailstone: That is highly inappropriate! You either order or get out!

Notepad: Only thing I want here is her.

Hailstone: Hanger get away from this creep!

(You can hear Hanger making a trigger noise and she is shown using her wire *the top part of a hanger* to rip off Notepad’s mouth.)

Hailstone: Haha, that’ll shut him up.

(Hanger smiles at Hailstone. Notepad leaves.)

Yarn: Hanger! What’s wrong? I heard shouting!

Safe: I think Hanger scared away our second customer.

Chalk: What?! You scared them away!

Can: Well, we’re screwed.

Hailstone: Don't blame her! That dude was seriously messed up in the head.

Yarn: I would still expect you to at least consider that we might lose if you do that, Hanger.

Hanger: I’m sorry guys! He was a scary man!

(Hanger closes her eyes and looks down in disappointment.)

Hailstone: I’d expect this treatment from you three. But Yarn, this is your teammate. I expected you to care more about her safety than some stupid challenge.

Yarn: Wait, I-

Hanger: I’m going to go! This is making my brain hurt!

(Hanger walks away.)

Hailstone: I’m beginning to think Team 4 is a better team than this one.

(Hailstone shortly follows.)

Brain: Speaking of Team 4, I heard that Whoopie Cushion sabotaged their first customer’s order, so they might lose instead of us.

Can: We can only hope.

Jelly: But let’s not get our hopes up too high.

Scene 13:
(Candy Corn is standing at the front of the Team 6’s counter.)

Candy Corn: There’s so many options. I don’t know what to pick.

Nacho: Take your time. No rush.

Glassy: There’s like five options! Just pick something!

Candy Corn: Stop pressuring me!

Nacho: So, what’s your deal?

Candy Corn: They just all look so good.

Nacho: Not you. Glassy, why are you being such a  grouch?

Glassy: I WANTED TO BE TEAM LEADER!!!

Nacho: Enough with the same excuse. You can’t even be bothered to get over it.

Glassy: Why do you care? Just leave me alone!

Nacho: Okay, forgive me for wondering.

Candy Corn: I think I know what I want! I want the Team 6 mix!

Nacho: That's the name of the bakery.

(Awkward Pause)

Candy Corn: Oh yeah, I guess you’re right…

Glassy: Where’d this guy even come from? He’s a moron!

Candy Corn: What’s the $4.99 special? I’ll get that.

Glassy: I don’t have the patience for this anymore. May I make a suggestion, sir?

Candy Corn: Sure. I like everything I’m seeing.

Glassy: Just get one of everything.

Candy Corn: Holy smokes, you’re smart. I would like to order one of everything please.

Nacho: One of everything!

Glove: Woah, that’s a bit much!

Package: Well, we have to stop wasting time or we’ll be working a night shift!

Scene 14:
(Cuts to Team 3 in the Kitchen working on their second order.)

Nine: What does this customer want?

Teabag: A pecan pie. My personal favorite.

Nine: Is there really such a thing as a pecan pie?

Cork: What world do you live in that pecan pie doesn’t exist?

Teabag: It’s the best dessert.

Brick: Guys, can we have a little less arguing and a bit more baking? Not like I care, but we don’t have a lot of time left!

Teabag: Agreed

Cork: Eh, fine, just trying to prove a point to nonsensical Nine.

Nine: I have no clue what you’re talking about because I’m very very very unconscious.

Cork: Hey guys, quit it. Seriously.

(Telescope walks to the back who is annoyed)

Telescope: Is your Pecan Pie almost done, I can not stand to listen to this guy anymore!

Cork: Can’t you just wait a few more minutes!?

Telescope: No! He keeps rambling on about girls and exercise! Could you get Mitten out here, he’ll be way more suited!

Mitten: You talking to me?

Telescope: Are you deaf?! Of course I am!

Mitten: Heck yeah! I’m going out there!

(Mitten walks out as Cork is annoyed)

Cork: Leadership status aside, I need you guys to really pick up the pace.

Brick: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell them.

(Cork is annoyed, but he sighs and gets back to baking)

(Cuts to Team 5)

Filmy: Oh my stars! Hurry up with the refreshments! It looks like the customer is about to starve to death!

(Shows the customer who has a very angry face.)

Fireball: Not sure if death is the right choice of words.

Apricot: Fireball seems more prudent today.

Domino: Yeah.

(Apricot looks over to his left and sees Gold Nugget who has eaten all of the batter that they prepared.)

Apricot: GOLD NUGGET! We needed that!

Gold Nugget: What? I was just hungry. Besides, we can just make more.

(Gold Nugget accidentally turns the oven to the max, then the oven is set on fire)

Chip Bag (muffled): AH! GOLD NUGGET! WHAT HAVE YOU DO- AHHHHHHHH-

(Chip Bag dies from being set on fire)

Fireball: Evacuate the building!

(Everyone begins to evacuate as Antimatter doesn’t move)

Antimatter: U-umm… HELP!?

(Creamy begins to think)

Creamy: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA ANTIMATTER!

Antimatter: Which is?

Creamy: Go near the fire!

Antimatter: But I’ll explode! Fire is matter!

Creamy: Just do it!

Antimatter: I hope I don’t explode again…

(Antimatter goes near the fire and it goes out)

(Everyone walks back in to see them both)

Filmy: ANTIMATTER IS A HERO!

(Everyone begins to cheer as Creamy is shocked)

Creamy: WHAT!? But I’m the one tha-

Filmy, Apricot, Domino and Fireball: ANTI! ANTI! ANTI!

Pear: Who cares whether or not you saved us. It’s appreciated, but nothing to craze over.

(Creamy sighs and walks away)

Scene 15:
(Frisbee is serving Sign)

Sign: Ugh! You ugly roach! I ordered a vanilla cake!

Frisbee: But, this is a vanilla cake! Fresh from the oven! I made it myself even! What's the issue!?

Sign: DISGUSTING RAT! You can’t even run a fu-fun-Foonctioning?

Frisbee: It’s… functioning. What are you, seven?

Sign: (Sniffles) YES! I AM! WAHHHHHHH- YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE! WAAAAAAHHHHH- I WANNA COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER FOR YOUR BULLYING ACTIONS AGAINST ME!

Frisbee: Ugh, some people, Glue!

(Glue walks over, who looks annoyed)

Glue: What could possibly be the problem?!

Sign: Well, you fat pig! Your employee called me an idiot and made me cry!

Glue: And? You just called me a fat pig!

Sign: Ugh, YOU SMELLY RATS, THIS ESTABLISHMENT WILL GET 1 STAR FROM ME!

(Sign flies out as Glue sighs)

Frisbee: At least we got a star from her.

Glue: What a generic whiny brat.

(Cuts to The Gladiators. Bacon is serving a customer.)

Cheese Puff: What is this place, again?

Bacon: We don’t need to talk about that, enjoy your M&M cookies.

Cheese Puff: What’s that thing over there?

Bacon: What thing?

(A large vault is shown. Bacon walks over there to investigate. She lifts up the lock that needs a combination)

Bacon: A vault? In a bakery?

(roe walks to the vault)

Coconut: What’s with the snooping, Roe?

(roe turns around and shows a post note saying “I’m not snooping! This is my vault.”)

Coconut: Roe, I’m no idiot. This isn’t your vault. It literally says “belongs to Oodle” along the side of it.

(roe shows another post note saying “Oh shut up, I found it.”)

Cheese Puff: Actually, I found it.

Oodle: What are you two doing?

(Oodle is behind Coconut and Roe.)

(roe shows yet another post note saying “I got a little sick. I’ve been vomiting, so I came over in this corner to do it.”)

Coconut: ...and I’m here to help her get through it.

Oodle: Oh, dear goodness. Well, if you’re sick we should get you straight to the hospital. Come along, come along.

Coconut: Well, enjoy your stay at the hospital, Roe. Hope you feel better.

Scene 16:
(Cuts to Mitten and the customer.)

Buckety: Yes, I agree-

Oodle (speaker): Attention contestants, due to a medical emergency the challenge will be ending in one minute finish up serving your final customer.

Mitten: I should probably get back to my team. It was nice chatting with you.

Buckety: Yes, it was. Thanks for the food.

(Cuts to Oodle standing next to a Tivo.)

Oodle: It’s time to reveal how well each of you did. Let’s start with Team 1!

Flaggy: I just know my leading skills did us some good!

Oodle: Your team received a total of six out of ten. Team 6 managed to outbeat you guys with a tremendous score of eight!

Showery: Was I really that good of a leader?

Glove: Yeah, you did well, Showery.

Oodle: Team 2, you currently place in last with a total of three stars. Surprisingly enough, Notepad left the restaurant giving you all a score of three stars.

Safe: That’s awful!

Oodle: Team 4, you all did quite well with a score of six!

Frisbee: Haha, oh yeah! My epic serving skills did us some good!

Oodle: Well, well, well. I’m not surprised you three are the bottom three. Cork, your stern attitude towards your team may have cost them the lost, how do you feel?

Cork: If it was my leadership that brought the team down, I’d be surprised. But I’m man enough to point out my faults.

Oodle: Then there’s Team 5. You nearly set your bakery on flames, and made very little progress in the challenge.

Fireball (no emotion): I love fire.

(View zooms closer to Fireball’s face.)

Fireball (no emotion): Fire is fun.

Oodle: Well, Cork, maybe your leadership skills weren’t so terrible. Because you earned your team a mediocre score of five.

(lights shine on Team 2 and Team 5)

Oodle: Team 5, you all must beat a two. Do you think you have what it takes?

Antimatter: Yes! I know we did it!

Oodle: *sigh* Well. You guys are up for elimination!

(Oodle begins pointing at Team 5, but moves it over to Team 2)

Safe: We lost?!

Oodle: Yup. However, I got a letter from Brain saying that Whoopie Cushion sabotaged his teams’ customer’s first order. So, Team 4, you’re up for elimination.

Whoopie Cushion: Wait… How did Brain know that?

Brain: I saw you do the whole thing in the security camera.

Whoopie Cushion: There are cams here?

Alef: THAT’S IT WHOOPIE CUSHION!!! YOU’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!

(as alef beats up whoopie cushion ketchup asks a question to the customers)

Ketchup: Just one question, where did you guys come from?

(the view zooms to the customers)

Cheese Puff: Uhh….

(cuts to voting creen)

Scene 17:
(Shot Put is in the restaurant chatting with Candy Corn who is still finishing everything he ordered.)

Shot Put: Man, it’s Nine O’ clock. Would ya hurry it up?

Candy Corn: I gave you four stars. I want to finish my meal here.

Shot Put: *sigh* Can you at least eat a little more quickly?

(Candy Corn takes a cookie and very slowly moves it towards his mouth.)