The Bouncy is Dead

Bouncy Ball: Wee! I sure do love being not dead!

(Pitchfork pops Bouncy Ball)

Pitchfork: You are dead!

Bouncy Ball: I AM DEAD! :(

(pitchfork chuckles maliciously)

Nabla: It's a lovley day to float down the road!

Pitchfork: Uh oh!

Nabla: And if I ever stop singing I will explo-*gasp* The Bouncy is dead!

Bouncy Ball: Yes (lemon squares), I am dead!

Nabla: Why is the Bouncy dead!

Pitchfork: I don't know.

Bouncy Ball: I think it was-

Pitchfork and Nabla: Shh! You are dead!

Bouncy Ball: OK :P

Bacon: Howdy yall! Who's up for a-Huh? What in tarnation just happened?

Pitchfork and Nabla: The bouncy is dead.

Bacon: The Bouncy is dead?!

Nabla: You are absolutely correct!

Bacon: YEEHAW!

Nabla: So, did you see the murderer?

Pitchfork and Bacon: Nah, sorry man.

Nabla: I will find them! I will capture them! And no one will ever die again!

(clappity clap clap)

Salami: Ateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! The bouncy is dead!

Nabla: We know!

Salami: Who killed her?

Nabla: We don't know!

Salami: I shalll find clues.

(salami sniffs on the floor)

Salami: What's that? A piece of a dead body? That is why the bouncy is dead.

Nabla, Pitchfork, and Bacon: The bouncy is dead?!

Salami: Yes! ...He died...

(everyone gasps)

Yarn: Incoming! Excuse me everyone. *kisses Bouncy Ball*

(bouncy ball gets recovered but dies in the process)

Yarn: I my medical opinion that BOUNCY IS DEAD!!!

Bacon: Yarn, what happened?

Yarn: My professional opinion... The bouncy was killed!

Bacon: Ah gezz!

Yarn: Don't think it's anything to worry about...

Bacon: Well, now what?

Envelope: CLIPPITY CLOP MAMAFLUFFERS!

Pitchfork: Ugh...

Envelope: LOOK AT THIS! THE FREAKING BOUNCY'S DEAD!

(...)

Envelope: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

(...)

Envelope: UMM-

Pitchfork: WE GET IT, ENVELOPE!

Envelope: YAY!

Pitchfork: GO HOME!

Envelope: AW STA-

(pitchfork rips envelope)

Nabla: OK, let's get back to the point.

Bouncy Ball: I think bouncy is dead.

Everyone: THE BOUNCY IS DEAD?!

Yarn: ENVELOPE I CAN HEAL YOU!

(yarn runs off to envelope)

Bouncy Ball: Seriously! Who killed bouncy?!

Antimatter: It was me!

(le gasp)

Antimatter: Yes! I did like this!

(antimatter shoots lasers at bacon)

Bacon: YEEHAW!

Antimatter: WHOOPY DOO! But that was a joke.

(laughtrack)

Antimatter: It... was... Pitchfork!

(gasp)

Pitchfork: How did you know?

Antimatter: I didn't. that was also joke. Time to explode! Buh bye!

(antimatter explodes)

(pitchfork laughs uncontrollably evil)

Pitchfork: THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS ME!

Nabla: You traitor!

Bouncy Ball: But why?!

Pitchfork: Because you're annoying!

(bouncy and pitchfork start arguing)

Bouncy Ball: PITCHFORK!!!

Pitchfork: GOSH DARN IT BOUNCY BALL!!! BUZZ OFF!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Bouncy Ball: UNO REVERSE CARD!

(pitchfork dies)

Bouncy Ball: YOU ARE DEAD! Not a big surprise. I:3

Nabla: Well, that was idiotic. Off to smash myself with my chalkboard! Watch and learn!

(nabla smashes herself with her own chalkboard)

Bouncy Ball: I'm alive! This is nice. Yeah, this is stupid.