AIB 5 (fanmade): The Great Dolphin Rescue!

Scene 1
(antimatter comes flying to domino and creamy)

Antimatter: Hey, uh… Have I ever told you what happened to Chip Bag last episode?

Domino: *sigh* Yeah, We saw it. Chip Bag died again from the fire in the kitchen.

Creamy: Yeah, we should get Chip Bag a personal bubble for her own safety.

Domino: Hmm…. Follow me, Creamy.

(creamy and domino walks somewhere)

(cuts to somewhere pitch black)

Domino: Welcome to my secret lair!

Creamy: Wow… That’s… A pitch black darkness of a cave.

Domino: Yeah… That’s kind of the point. I’m pitch black and this lair is pitch black.

(pause)

Creamy: I guess that’s a fair comparison.

Domino: Time to find that bubble!

(domino starts looking for the bubble offscreen and stuff is being thrown)

(domino is seen carrying the bubble as the intro starting tone plays)

Domino: Goodness this is so heavy…

(thee intro plays with some changes *Album has another scratch, Bouncy Ball no longer has 8 limbs, Chip Bag is inside a bubble and has her bubble wrap suit back, Glassy is mad and is holding a sign saying “Give me my team leader”, Pitchfork is doodlefied, Popsicle Stick is mad, Roe has 3 sticky notes on her back and Whoopie Cushion is deflated.*)

Scene 2:
Toothpick: Oodle, I have a question.

Oodle: What is it?

Toothpick: What are you gonna do with the customers from last episode?

Oodle: I’ll just yeet them out of existence!

(oodle yeets the customers from last episode out of existence)

Ketchup: Can we do the elimination now?

Oodle: Sure!

(elimination time song plays)

Oodle: Team 4, are you ready to start?

Ketchup: Mhm! Wait no! Where’s Whoopie Cushion?

Whoopie Cushion (no emotion): I’m standing right here.

Oodle: OK… Anyways, today’s prizes are tacos!

Envelope: I LIKE THE TACO!

Leek, Ketchup and Toothpick: Me too!

Alef and Frisbee: Just get on with it!!!

Oodle: OK! Glue, you’re the first one safe!

Glue: Yes!

Oodle: Nabla also has the intelligence to stay in the game!

Nabla: Hope Alef gets out.

Oodle: Leek, Ketchup and Lyre are also safe!

Leek: Yay!

Ketchup: Coolness!

Lyre: Huzzah!

Oodle: Along with Toothpick and Frisbee!

Toothpick: Phew!

Frisbee: Coolness!

Ketchup: That’s what I said!

Frisbee: Bruh.

Oodle: The white rectangular funny is safe too!

Envelope: I LIKE THE TACO.

Glue: You just… said that.

Envelope: I KNOW, BUT I ADORE TACOS.

Nabla: Wait! So that means it’s down to my two worst enemies!

Oodle: Alef and Whoopie Cushion?

Nabla: Yup.

Oodle: Okay… Anyway… Tivo, show the votes!

(drumroll)

(Alef is safe, Whoopie Cushion is out)

Whoopie Cushion (no emotion): Unbelievable.

Alef: This is what you get for sabotaging us last episode!

Nabla: Yeah!

Glue: Totally.

Oodle: OK, this elimination’s gone long enough. Toodles!

(oodle snaps his fingers and whoopie cushion gets sent to the doodleverse)

Scene 3:
Domino: Oodle, can you recover Chip Bag?

Oodle: Sure!

(oodle recovers chip bag)

Domino: Chip Bag, lets protectify you! I’m fitting you back into your bubble wrap suit and I have a personal bubble for you!

Chip Bag: Here we go again…

Pear: Why does Chip Bag always die every episode?

Gold Nugget: Dunno.

Fireball: In episode 1 he got killed by me, in episode 2 he got crushed by a boulder, in episode 3 he got popped from being held too hard by the claw machine, and in episode 4 he got burnt by fire. By the way, I’m not talking about myself when I say fire.

(team 5 stares at fireball looking suspicious of her)

Fireball: I only killed Chip Bag a few times I swear!

Scene 4:
Oodle: I had the perfect idea for a challenge today!

(oodle snaps his fingers and an ocean appears *not to be confused with the one from the first episode*)

Ketchup: Why is there another ocean?

Blanket: Tell me we aren’t doing the ice block challenge again…

Oodle: Don’t worry, we’re not. We’re doing a different challenge related to water.

Blanket *sigh of relief*

Chocolate Chip: Well go ahead and tell us! I wanna know!

Oodle: OK!

(view zooms into tivo)

Oodle: Each team has a net that has a dolphin stuck in it. The team must rescue the dolphin from their net. The last team to rescue their dolphin will be UFE.

Yarn: I love helping people!

Candle: Me too!

Oodle: Then I’m sure you’ll love this challenge! On your mar-

Envelope: WAIT!

Oodle: What?!

Envelope: THERE’S ONE PROBLEM. THERE’S ONLY ONE OCEAN.

Oodle: I can fix that!

(oodle snaps fingers and splits the ocean into six oceans with 6 nets with 6 dolphins stuck in them. One stuck in each net.)

Oodle: Better?

Envelope: YES.

Oodle: Okay! NOW we can start! On your mark, get set, go!

Scene 5:
Nabla: My plan might be useless since my plans are usually successful but the plan is to use Toothpick.

Alef: That’s pretty useless.

Glue: Nobody asked.

Nabla: Regular toothpicks are small but bigger toothpicks like Toothpick can rip things apart.

Leek: But how?

Toothpick: I may be thin but-

(Nabla grabs toothpick and starts ripping the net apart)

Frisbee and Alef: BOO!

Glue: STOP!!!

Ketchup: Calm down, Glue.

Glue: No! Enough is enough, Alef! After today’s challenge, I’m separating half of the team from you!

(cuts to team 1)

Bacon: I think I know how to free this dolphin from the net! I’ll use my rope!

Pill: But didn’t you give that rope to me?

Bacon: Not my backup rope!

Chocolate Chip: Well at least it’ll be faster!

(roe turns around and shows a sticky note saying “yeah!”)

Coconut: Where are all these sticky notes coming from?!

(roe walks in the water and once she gets in the water, she says something)

Roe: From underwater.

(Team 1 gasps)

Roe: W-What?

Flaggy: Wait! Let me get this straight. This whole time you were wandering off for no reason and never EVER talked like EVER and you're telling me it’s because you were getting your sticky notes?!

(pause)

Roe: Yep.

Flaggy: That explains everything!

Chocolate Chip: Just get to work, Bacon!!!

Bacon: Alright, alright!

Scene 6:
(Nine is using and struggling to use his tongue to let the dolphin out)

Brick (in head): Ugh! This is so… boring! Wait! I just got the perfect idea! I’ll start conflict with my team since we had conflict last episode! You’re such a genius, Brick! Let's get this plan into action!

Brick: Hey, guys! I think we should come up with a better idea! An idea that’s not gross!

Mitten: Why don’t I pull him out?

Salami: We should just use Teabag’s string to pull him out!

Recycling Bin: No!

Farty: Don’t insult her!

Teabag: Yeah!

Telescope: SHUT UP!

(the dolphin falls out of the net from the screaming)

Cork: Well that worked.

Oodle: Wow! Thanks to Telescope’s yelling, Team 3 managed to beat the other teams in record time!

Telescope: Umm… yeah…

(cuts to team 6)

Glove: Let’s use Popsicle Stick to get the dolphin out!

Popsicle Stick: Ugh! Fine!

Package: Okay, Glove listen to me!

Glassy: No, Glove, you will listen to me!

Yellow Food Dye: No! You will listen to ME! ME! ME!

Orange Food Dye: Guys! When Package says she’s the team leader, she’s the team leader!

Yellow Food Dye and Glassy: WE DON’T CARE!!!

Package: Left!

Glassy: Right!

Package: Up!

Glassy: Down!

Package: Make an X!

Glassy: Make a C!

Package: Make a circle!

Glassy: Make a square!

Glove: Stop! You’re melting my mind!

Showery: We’re gonna lose.

Scene 7:
(hanger tries ripping the net and yarn uses her thread to free the dolphin)

Oodle: Team 2 is safe!

(bacon lets the dolphin out with his lasso)

Oodle: Team 1 is safe!

(fireball uses her pickaxe to free the dolphin)

Oodle: Team 5 is safe!

Team 5’s Dolphin: Ooh! A chip bag? Snack time!

Chip Bag (muffled): Uh oh…

(team 5’s dolphin pops chip bag’s personal bubble and eats chip bag)

Creamy: Oh great...

Domino: What should we do now?

Scene 8:
(nabla is still using toothpick to free the dolphin)

Ketchup: Uh oh! Over half the teams are done!

Leek: Who’s left?

Ketchup: Us and…

(zooms to team 6 where package, glassy and yellow food dye are still yelling at glove what to do)

Ketchup: Team 6!

Envelope: HURRY UP NABLA!

(dramatic music plays as team 4 is team 6 are getting the dolphin out of the net)

Oodle: Team 4 is safe! So Team 6, you’re up for elimination.

Glove: *pants*

Package: This is all your fault Glassy!

Glassy: No! It’s your fault! It’s all Team 6’s fault! If I get eliminated, you’re all gonna die die die!!!

Yellow Food Dye: I swear Popsicle Stick, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FRICKING SUFFER!!!

Orange Food Dye: *groan* Yellow, we need to talk about all this BS.

(cuts to team 4)

Glue: Who wants to join me and Nabla?

Frisbee: And who wants to join me and Alef?

Leek and Toothpick: We’ll join because Alef is dumb!

Ketchup: And I’ll join only because Nabla is red like me.

Envelope: THAT MEANS ME AND LYE ARE ON ALEF’S SIDE.

Lyre: Golly this team is starting to get utterly heated.

Glue: It’s settled! This is Nabla’s side and this is Alef’s side!

Alef: Hey! Our team is smaller than you!

Frisbee: Our team might be small but we’re stronger than you Nabla!

Glue: Team Nabla forever!!!

Nabla, Leek, Ketchup and Toothpick: Yeah!

(cuts to voting screen)

Scene 9:
(teabag is sitting and recycling bin walks in)

Recycling Bin: You’re still useless.

Teabag: Whatever.