Turnip Perk Up

Sock : Hey guys! Watch this! Bouncy Ball! Come over here!

Bouncy Ball: What is it?

(sock kicks bouncy ball super hard)

Bouncy Ball: Whee!

(bouncy ball bounces on safe)

Safe: Huh? What was that?

(bouncy ball comes back to sock, glove, chip bag and toothpick)

Glove and Toothpick: Wow.

Chip Bag: I wanna try that!

(chip bag tries to kick bouncy ball but slips, lands on toothpick and pops)

Sock: Uh....

Chalk: Do do do do do. Hi Nabla! What'cha doin"?

Nabla: Just doing some math on my chalkboard.

Chalk: Oh, just using my cousins Frank, Shirley and Jerry? Okay-

(nabla accidentally breaks one of his pieces of chalk and it rolls away)

Nabla: Dang it!

(chalk rolls past roe and stops at popsicle stick and jelly)

Popsicle Stick: Aw... what happened to this poor piece of chalk?

Jelly: It looks damaged. Lets go find Yarn and thread it.

Popsicle Stick: Yeah!

Popsicle Stick and Jelly: Lets go!

Frisbee: Hey guys! Watch this!

(frisbee throws a javelin)

Shot Put: Wow!

Mitten: I can do better! Wait, We're out of javelins?

Leek: Hailstone...

Hailstone: I'm looking away Leek.

Leek: You know I can't go with you looking.

Hailstone: I swear I'm looking away.

(javelin lands near hailstone and leek)

(leek starts peeing)

Leek: There it goes....

(envelope pops in out of nowhere)

Envelope: HI GUYS.

(hailstone and leek groan)

Ketchup: Which one of you is the evil twin?

Orange and Yellow Food Dye: I dunno.

Coconut: Hey! Cork! Teabag! Guess what?

(cork smashes cork and rips teabag off her string)

Cork: Ugh... I'm out...

Yarn: Oh my goodness Teabag! What happened to you?!

Teabag: Coconut ripped my string off!

Yarn: Man, what a bully. I'll make you a new string from my thread.

Creamy: And that's why I want my name changed from Creamy to Frosting. Because Creamy sounds... weird...

Cork: Well, I personally like Creamy.

Pill: Ack! Cork! What happened to you!

Cork: Coconut smacked me.

Creamy: Geez! What a jerk!

Cork: I know.

Hanger: HI PITCKFORK!!!!!

Pitchfork: GO AWAY!

(pitchfork throws hanger)

Hanger: I'M FLYING!!!!!!!

Glowstick: Nice throw babe.

Pitchfork: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!

(hanger lands on album and accidentally gives her a scratch)

Album: ACK! A SCRATCH!

Hanger: Sorry...

Candle: Oh my goodness Album! Are you okay?!

Album: DO I LOOK OKAY?! I HAVE A SCRATCH!!!!!

Brain: Why do scratches matter to you?

Album: WHY DOES THAT QUESTION MATTER TO YOU?!

Glue: Calm down Album.

Bone: What's going on here?

Album: NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS BONE!!!!

Glue: Stop being so noisy Bone!

Brick: Hey Nacho! Bone, Candle, Brain and Glue must be having a fight over there!

Nacho: Nobody cares Brick...

Brick: I do! I like conflict!

Glassy: Ah...

Apricot: This is the life...

Showery: I know.

(fireball uses telescope to look inside apricot)

Apricot: Uh... what are you doing Fireball?

Fireball: I'm using Telescope to look inside you. Besides.... I heard Apricots had a center....

Can: Man Fireball. Evil much?

(recycling bin picks up package and puts her inside her)

Package: Recycling Bin! I'm not trash!

Recycling Bin: Oh. Sorry.

Lyre: Greetings guys. Prepare to have your mind blown by the captivating sounds of...Classical Antiquity.

(lyre starts plucking her strings)

Antimatter, Domino and Flaggy: Beautiful...

Farty: (I know...)

Chocolate Chip: I don't have time for this I'm leaving.

(a fart is heard)

Lyre: Huh?

Whoopie Cushion: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Lyre: Ugh....

(pear and raisin are sleeping)

Salami: Ugh... This is annoying...

Alef: I agree.

Gold Nugget: Same here.

Bacon: Gold Nugget, where in Tarantian did you get that phone of yours?

Gold Nugget: Well... I bought it because... I'm rich!

Filmy: Greeting madam. How are you today?

Blanket: Uh... I'm... Good...

(nine sticks his tongue on blanket)

Blanket: ACK!

Filmy: Do you borrow sir?!

Story Book: Hello? Anybody?

Thesaurus: Anyone at all?

Envelope: OOH! WHO ARE YOU?!

Thesaurus: Are you an envelope?

Envelope: YES!

Story Book: We haven't introduced ourselves yet so we will. But before we do, can you call everyone for a town meeting?

Envelope: OKAY!

Album: I'm glad we gave Bone a restraining order to make him stand 20 feet away from us.

Envelope: TOWN MEETING AT VILLAGE SQUARE!

Glue: ...Okay?

(everyone gathers around for a town meeting)

Story Book: Hi everyone. I'm Story Book, and this is Thesaurus.

Thesaurus: Hello.

Story Book: We came here to start something called an object show.

Brain: What is it called?

Story Book: Animated Inanimate Battle.

Can: Hey. Can any of the two of you recover dead people because Chip Bag's dead.

Thesaurus: I can! I can find Chip Bag in my and snap my fingers!

(thesaurus finds chip bag in her and snaps her fingers and kablam! chip bag's back!)

Sock: Phew! I thought Chip Bag was long gone.

Story Book: Now, before we start the battle, we will form teams,

(the contestants gasp)

Story Book: Randomly.

Contestants: Aw!

Jelly: That's not fair!

Popsicle Stick: Yeah! How am I supposed to be with my BFF Jelly?

Chocolate Chip: And it takes way too long!

Nine: I don't wanna go through with this!

Story Book: I'll give you a cookie if you do.

Nine: Deal!

(nine sticks his tongue on cookie)

Package: So how is this gonna work?

Story Book: Well, Thesaurus will find you guys in her, and if you get found, you're on the team. You'll be put into 6 teams of 10. Once you're on a team you may not change. Doing so will lead to your team being automatically put up for elimination.

Flaggy: Come on! Lets get to the team choosing already! I'm so hyped!

Story Book: Okay! Lets get started! Take it away Thesaurus!

Thesaurus: Team 1... Hmm... Envelope.

Envelope: YAY!

Thesaurus: Glue.... Chalk... Brick...

Brick: Yeah!

Glue: Hi, Chalk. How are you?

Chalk: Good.

Thesaurus: Roe... Pill...

(roe wanders off)

(pill grabs roe)

Pill: Roe, slow down a bit.

Thesaurus: Hailstone... Ketchup... Yarn... and... Flaggy.

Flaggy: YAY!!!

Yarn: Hey Story Book? Do we get a tam name?

Story Book: Well... you're a group of respectful people so... maybe your team name can be... Respect?

Thesaurus: Yeah... Story Book is bad at naming things. But your team name is Respect. Now for team 2.... Package.

Package: Hopefully I get some useful players on my team.

Thesaurus: Teabag...

Package: Not what I meant!

Teabag: Hey!

Thesaurus: Jelly.... Leek.... Blanket.... Album..... Glove.... Creamy... Lyre.... and.... Apricot.

Popsicle Stick: Wait! Why am I not on Jelly's team?!

Story Book: Randomization doesn't bring your friends. Sorry, but you guys will compete against each other.

Popsicle Stick: WHAT?!!!!!

Jelly: P-Stick! No!

Popsicle Stick: JELLY!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Glove: Sucks we won't be on the same team.

Sock: Yeah... We can still be friends though right?

Glove: Totally!

Glove and Sock: Yeah!

(friendship!)

Story Book: Since Jelly and Glove are separated from their friends, Team 2 will be... Separate Ways.

Package: *facepalm*

Thesaurus: Team 3.... Coconut....

Coconut: Kadonk! I'll have total leadership authority!

Thesaurus: Brain... Candle.... Domino.... Bone.... Han-

Everyone on Team 3 (except bone): ACK!

Story Book: What?!

Bone: Oh it's nothing Story Book. It's just that no one here likes me.

Story Book: Why?

Bone: I don't know!

Thesaurus: Just forget it. Now where was I? Oh right! Hanger... Nacho.... Antimatter... Chocolate Chip... and... Cork.

Chocolate Chip: Finally! I'm picked!

Hanger: Hold on! Cork! You look different!

Cork: I had an accident.

Story Book: Team 3, since Coconut has leadership authority, your team name will be Leadership.

Coconut: Kadonk!

Thesaurus: Team 4.... Can.... Telescope.... Whoopie Cushion....

Can: Did she just say...

Telescope: Whoopie Cushion?!

Whoopie Cushion: She sure did!

Can: Oh no...

Thesaurus: Alef... Showery... Bacon... Glowstick... Shot Put... Mitten... and.... Fireball.

Shot Put: Hold on, I wasn't paying attention. What's going on again?

Telescope: Team picking.

Shot Put: Oh right.

Story Book: Your team name is... Short Brain?

Short Brain: Hey!

Story Book: No offense!

Thesaurus: Anyway... Team 5.... Frisbee... Salami... Recycling Bin...

Frisbee: It's awesome to be picked! Do you know what's even more awesome? This!

(frisbee does a backflip)

Salami: Yeah, yeah. Resume the selecting.

Thesaurus: Nine.... Toothpick... Chip Bag... Pitchfork... Farty... Glassy... and... Nabla.

Pitchfork: Well at least I'm not with Glowstick.

Nabla: And it's good that I'm not with Alef.

Alef: I'm fine with us not being on the same team... cousin.

(short brain and team 5 gasp)

Recycling Bin: Seriously?!

Nabla: Yes. We're cousins. Unfortunately.

Story Book: Anyway... you're team name is... Athletic!

Thesaurus: And Team 6.... Sock... Bouncy Ball... Orange Food Dye.... Gold Nugget... Safe... Raisin... Filmy... Yellow Food Dye... Pear and... Popsicle Stick. That's it for the lookups!

Orange Food Dye: OMG Yellow! We're on the same team!

Yellow Food Dye: I know! I'm so happy for us!

Jelly, Glove, Sock and Popsicle Stick: Hey!

Orange Food Dye: Oh... uh... sorry about your losses?

Yellow Food Dye: Our condolences. Truly.

Story Book: Team 6 will be Kickers. Now, with the teams out of the way, lets get to the first challenge. The first challenge will be about turnip plucking. The contestants must pluck as many turnips as possible and put them in a basket. Each turnips gives their team one point each, however, there is also some other turnips that are toxic as well, these type of turnips looks identical to the normal turnips and cost one point each for the team who pluck it. The point results will be revealed at the end of the challenge (which goes on for 50 minutes). The team with the lowest score will be UFE.

Blanket: That... sounds like a really confusing first challenge.

Nine: It's melting my mind!

Shot Put: My mind's already melted!

Story Book: Oh, just pick as many turnips as possible and get the most points and get any toxic turnips and that's all. Okay! Ready! Set! Go!

Frisbee: I'm the strongest out of everyone so I got this!

(frisbee plucks a turnip and puts it in the basket)

Nabla: Wow! Maybe weight distribution can help us!

Package: Well, none of us can pluck a single turni-

(blanket plucks a turnip)

Glove: Blanket?!

Blanket: What? I... do some physical activity sometimes...

(48 minutes later...)

Story Book: Okay! So the team with the least turnips is... Respect with 45 turnips, so they're up for elimination. Better luck next time guys!

Glue: Wait! How come Roe didn't pull a single turnip?

Yarn: Because, she always wanders off. Speaking of... I think she wandered off earlier on in the challenge.

Pill: What?! I gotta go find her! I can't believe I let Roe out of my sight like that! I'm a horrible caretaker!

Story Book: Viewers! Vote off a member of Respect by commenting their theme color. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.

Envelope = White

Glue = Crusta

Chalk = Anakiwa

Brick = Brown

Roe = Pizazz

Pill = Dodger Blue/ Free Speech Red

Hailstone = Baby Blue

Ketchup = Falu Red

Yarn = Salem

Flaggy = Persimmon